Hire a Dwarf

Featuring handcuffing, dancing, and a selection of funny costumes for an unforgettable night! Suitable for any occasion!
Supplying Dwarfs for Hire since 2009
Little Dwarf
Lots of Banter
Party Games
Bar Crawl
And lots more...

What to Expect from Dwarfs for Hire?

R Funny Handcuff Experience
Keep the party animated and your friend the centre of attention.
R Customizable Outfit Selection
Elevate your event's theme with a variety of fun costumes like Oompa Loompa, Superman, Batman, or Mr. T.
R Mobile Entertainment Guaranteed
No matter where your party moves, the cuffs stay on!

Why Book Dwarfs for Hire?

R Elevate the Party Atmosphere
More than just cuffs—our dwarfs sing, dance, and mingle like one of the group!
R Center of Attention
Creates memorable moments that will be talked about for years.
R Perfect Fit for Any Party
Tailored to meet the specific needs of stag dos, hen parties, or birthdays, our service guarantees a flawless time.

More reasons to book…


Party Highlight

Creates a lively and unforgettable experience.

Attention Grabbing

Make your celebration the talk of the town.

Memorable Moments

Crafts legendary tales for years to come.

All Round Entertainers

So much more than just handcuffing!


Facilitates lively interactions among all guests.

Professional & Passionate

Our dwarfs are enthusiastic and dedicated to their craft!

97.5% Recommend us

Based on a survey of 397 customers (June 2024)

What People Say

"Super Impressed with our dwarf! Felt like one of the lads, fit right in!"
Charlie Brown

"Fantastic time! The girls had a blast - completely worth it."
Ella Harris

"Great time, the Hen Loved it...Great memories, photos, and service!"
Lily Cooper

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How hiring a midget elevates your party?

Imagine transforming your next event into an unforgettable celebration — why not add a touch of whimsy with a dwarf? Whether it's a lively hen party, a stag do gathering, birthday or any festive occasion, these performers bring a vibrant energy that knows no bounds. They thrive on the joy of celebration, ready to make every moment memorable.

Fairy Tale Hen Delight!

For those who adore the charm of Tyrion Lannister or dream of stepping into Snow White's shoes, a midget hire could be the highlight of your hen party. It's a unique chance to bring your favourite fairy tale characters to life and create stories that will be talked about long after the party ends.

Groom's Night, Unleashed!

And for the stag do, why not elevate the fun with a surprise that will have everyone talking? Imagine the look on the groom's face when he encounters energetic, compact-sized, playfully shackled to him for the evening. It's not just an act — it's an experience that will have all your guests capturing every hilarious and shocking moment.

Wait…there’s more — your hired dwarf isn't just a dance and karaoke enthusiast; they're a master of mischief and surprises, reminiscent of the playful antics seen on shows like "Jackass." Whether it’s weaving through the crowd with clever jokes or pulling light-hearted pranks, they’re guaranteed to be the life of the party.

Surprises of All Sizes

Our midget entertainers are versatile, enthusiastic, and just waiting to help you turn up the fun. No matter the occasion, they’re geared up to bring laughter, surprises, and a whole lot of unforgettable fun. So, why settle for the usual when you can make your celebration truly spectacular?

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What costumes do the midgets wear?

As you plan the stag, hen or celebration, dive into a wardrobe of wonders for your delightful dwarf hire. Whether it's a stag night with your little star as a leprechaun, Wonder Woman, or a classic policeman, or a hen night where they could shine as a vibrant Smurf, a caped Superman, or even a miniature Mr. T, the options are limitless. Imagine the fun of a tiny Mini-Me, a wandering Hobbit, or even a pint-sized bodyguard!

Themes Transformed, Fun Ensured!

These midgets adapt to any theme, ready to transform your event into an unforgettable spectacle. Choose the outfit that fits, and watch as they bring laughter and unforgettable memories to your special night!

Frequently Asked Questions

Can you hire a black dwarf in the UK?
Totally! There's a small but mighty crew of about 2 to 5 black dwarfs in the UK ready to spice up your party. Just a heads-up, their availability might hinge on where you're located.
Which cities offer dwarf hire services?
Oh, they're dotted all over the map! From the bustling streets of London, Manchester, and Liverpool, to the charm of Cardiff, Newcastle, Leeds, Bristol, and Birmingham — plus loads more in the UK and Ireland. Any location we got you covered!
How much does it cost to hire a dwarf?
Well, that’s a bit like asking how much a pizza costs — it varies! Location and duration play a big part. Best bet? You can snag some prices for your specific needs online now.

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