Hire a Dwarf London

Featuring handcuffing, dancing, and a selection of funny costumes for an unforgettable night! Suitable for any occasion!
Supplying Dwarfs for Hire since 2009
Little Dwarf
Lots of Banter
Party Games
Bar Crawl
And lots more...

What to Expect from Dwarfs for Hire in London?

R Funny Handcuff Experience
Keep the party animated and your friend the centre of attention.
R Customizable Outfit Selection
Elevate your event's theme with a variety of fun costumes like Oompa Loompa, Superman, Batman, or Mr. T.
R Mobile Entertainment Guaranteed
No matter where your party moves, the cuffs stay on!

Why Book Dwarfs for Hire in London?

R Elevate the Party Atmosphere
More than just cuffs—our dwarfs sing, dance, and mingle like one of the group!
R Center of Attention
Creates memorable moments that will be talked about for years.
R Perfect Fit for Any Party
Tailored to meet the specific needs of stag dos, hen parties, or birthdays, our service guarantees a flawless time.

More reasons to book…


Party Highlight

Creates a lively and unforgettable experience.

Attention Grabbing

Make your celebration the talk of the town.

Memorable Moments

Crafts legendary tales for years to come.

All Round Entertainers

So much more than just handcuffing!


Facilitates lively interactions among all guests.

Professional & Passionate

Our dwarfs are enthusiastic and dedicated to their craft!

97.5% Recommend us

Based on a survey of 397 customers (June 2024)

What People Say

"Super Impressed with our dwarf! Felt like one of the lads, fit right in!"
Charlie Brown

"Fantastic time! The girls had a blast - completely worth it."
Ella Harris

"Great time, the Hen Loved it...Great memories, photos, and service!"
Lily Cooper

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Dwarf Hire in London: Embrace the Charm of the Capital

Discover the unique allure of London with our professional dwarf hire services.
London, a city rich in history and culture, boasts iconic landmarks such as the Tower of London, Buckingham Palace, and the British Museum. These historic sites offer a glimpse into the past while the vibrant cultural scene ensures there's always something exciting happening. Whether you're planning an event near these landmarks or in other bustling areas, hiring a dwarf in London adds a unique and memorable touch to your gathering.

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Midget Hire in London: Unforgettable Entertainment

Enhance your events with professional dwarf entertainers in London.
London's diverse event scene, from intimate gatherings to grand public celebrations, is the perfect setting for our experienced dwarf performers. They bring a wide range of skills including music, dancing, and even clowning to entertain your guests. Our dwarfs are also available for themed events, offering appearances as characters such as Batman, Elf, or James Bond. No matter the occasion, midget hire in London ensures your event is filled with fun and excitement.

Dwarf Handcuffed Service in London: Unique and Fun Experiences

Make your event stand out with our specialised dwarf handcuffed service in London.
If you're planning a stag do, hen do, birthday, or work party, our dwarf handcuffed service in London is a surefire way to add a distinctive twist. With competitive rates and a variety of packages, we ensure you get the best value for your money. Our 15 dwarfs for hire are available across all areas of London, from Shoreditch to Chelsea and beyond. Book early, especially around peak times like 6:15 PM, to secure the best availability and make your event truly unforgettable.
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