Hire a Dwarf Glasgow

Featuring handcuffing, dancing, and a selection of funny costumes for an unforgettable night! Suitable for any occasion!
Supplying Dwarfs for Hire since 2009
Little Dwarf
Lots of Banter
Party Games
Bar Crawl
And lots more...

What to Expect from Dwarfs for Hire in Glasgow?

R Funny Handcuff Experience
Keep the party animated and your friend the centre of attention.
R Customizable Outfit Selection
Elevate your event's theme with a variety of fun costumes like Oompa Loompa, Superman, Batman, or Mr. T.
R Mobile Entertainment Guaranteed
No matter where your party moves, the cuffs stay on!

Why Book Dwarfs for Hire in Glasgow?

R Elevate the Party Atmosphere
More than just cuffs—our dwarfs sing, dance, and mingle like one of the group!
R Center of Attention
Creates memorable moments that will be talked about for years.
R Perfect Fit for Any Party
Tailored to meet the specific needs of stag dos, hen parties, or birthdays, our service guarantees a flawless time.

More reasons to book…


Party Highlight

Creates a lively and unforgettable experience.

Attention Grabbing

Make your celebration the talk of the town.

Memorable Moments

Crafts legendary tales for years to come.

All Round Entertainers

So much more than just handcuffing!


Facilitates lively interactions among all guests.

Professional & Passionate

Our dwarfs are enthusiastic and dedicated to their craft!

97.5% Recommend us

Based on a survey of 397 customers (June 2024)

What People Say

"Super Impressed with our dwarf! Felt like one of the lads, fit right in!"
Charlie Brown

"Fantastic time! The girls had a blast - completely worth it."
Ella Harris

"Great time, the Hen Loved it...Great memories, photos, and service!"
Lily Cooper

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Dwarf Hire in Glasgow: Experience the City's Unique Culture

Explore Glasgow with a twist by hiring a dwarf for your event!
Glasgow, renowned for its historic docks, vibrant arts scene, and the stunning Glasgow Cathedral, is a city full of life and culture. Its lively atmosphere makes it the perfect place to add an extra dose of fun and entertainment to any event. By hiring a dwarf in Glasgow, you can ensure your event stands out, offering guests a memorable experience filled with laughter and unique performances. Whether it's a birthday, stag do, or hen party, our professional dwarfs are ready to make your event unforgettable.

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Why Choose Dwarf Hire in Glasgow?

Make your Glasgow event unforgettable with professional dwarf entertainment.
Hiring a dwarf in Glasgow provides a unique form of entertainment that is sure to delight guests. Our dwarfs come dressed in a variety of outfits, including Batman, Superman, and even Mr T, ensuring there's a theme to suit every event. Known for their hilarious antics and engaging performances, our dwarfs have experience entertaining at stag dos, hen parties, birthdays, and more. With 15 dwarfs available for hire in Glasgow, we offer the most competitive rates, making it an affordable way to enhance your event.

Booking a Dwarf Hire in Glasgow: Tips and Insights

Plan ahead to ensure a seamless and fun experience with our dwarf hire services.
When booking a dwarf hire in Glasgow, it's important to plan ahead, especially on busy days like Fridays and Saturdays. Popular venues and pub crawls, such as the Glasgow Pub Walk, can be more crowded if there's a home game for Rangers FC or Celtic FC. Our dwarfs are familiar with the best pubs and bars in the city and can provide insights to make your night even more enjoyable. For those looking to add a playful twist, consider hiring a dwarf to be handcuffed to the guest of honour, and remember to book tables in advance to secure your spots.
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